Cooking Guns At The Cinema
When someone calls you a Loser
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At 3 in the morning
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When someone interrupts your conversation
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Hanging out with friends
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When Saying ”Hi” to the person you’re into
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Walking in public
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When you post something on Tumblr
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Trying to be like Harry Potter
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When you see the person you really hate
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Glancing
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Flirting
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When you see the person you’re into
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Summer Vacations
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Trying to sneak so no one can listen your footsteps
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Dancing ballet
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Dancing smoothly
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When all is said and done, have you done or said enough? have you just gone alone for the ride, or have you steered destiny’s hot rod? When you leave this world, did you make it any better than it was when you arrived? all you need is all you’ve got: your pretty face and your lovely smile with you, your epitaph is yours to earn; your legacy is yours to make. Go forth
Suicide FAIL xP
Rage Face
When you find out the girl you’ve been chasing after, was into you the whole time, but you didn’t notice, and now she has a boyfriend xP
What you automatically think of doing when your parents ask you for the remote, despite it being next to one of them xD
Parkour Kitten
Messi Prank
Drinking Water Like This :D
Mother Of God
Eating Junk-Food
When Your Friend Stops Following You On Tumblr, You Go Like This:
And Everybody Else Is Like:
And I Am Like:
Super Sayan Zidane (LOL)
Lady Gaga -.-
Take Her Down!! :P
Death Of The Century :D
Super is super realistic, super funny… and super dark
With a recent emergence of superhero movies aiming to be grittier and more realistic, Super is arguably the most accurate portrayal of what would happen if someone without powers or insane amounts of money decided to be a superhero. It would require a strict devotion to doing what YOU believe is right. There is, of course, almost always a level of ambiguity among superhero stories. Batman is considered by some to be a menace who if ever caught would most likely be charged with assault and breaking and entering, among other offenses. But he decides to be a vigilante because he sees injustice and wishes to fight it. He believes that what he is doing is right. Similarly, Rainn Wilson’s character Frank becomes tired of standing idly by after his wife Sarah, portrayed by Liv Tyler is taken away by the slick and dangerous Jacques, played by Kevin Bacon. Frank intends to get his wife back and stop crime in his neighborhood. But as soon as Frank dons a costume and a monkey wrench as his weapon of choice, his mental well-being quickly comes into question. After all, what kind of person would strike someone in the head with a wrench, thus sending him to the ICU, for cutting in line at the movies? Is he psychotic? Is he deluded? Frank argues that it’s actually everyone else who is deluded. What if we’re the ones with a problem. After all, most of us witness the injustices and evils of this world and simply accept them as facts of life. We tell ourselves that nothing can be done about them and continue with our lives. Frank however knows what is right, even if that truth is only in his heart. The film earns it’s R rating with massive amounts of graphic violence and a particularly strange sex scene. While Kick-Ass already tackled similar subject matter, Super takes a different approach. While Hit-Girl had weapons and combat training, Frank a.k.a. The Crimson Bolt and Libby a.k.a. Boltie (Ellen Page) have no experience at all and have nothing but rage and a penchant for violence to help them stop the bad guys. Additionally, Super begs the questions: Are the protagonists defenders of justice or psychopathic killers? Can they be both? While Kick-Ass had Joan Jett’s Bad Reputation playing during Hit-Girl’s butchering of a group of criminals, Super doesn’t always portray our heroes’ actions in such a cheery light. In order to save Frank’s wife, The Crimson Bolt and Boltie need to be murders. They don’t have the money or skill to develop sophisticated weaponry that will incapacitate their opponents. They don’t have that luxury. They will gather whatever crude weapons they have in order to exact justice on those who escape the law. And if that makes them crazy, then so be it.
Meanwhile in Italy:
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Meanwhile at the Pub:
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Meanwhile at grad:
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Expectations & Reality Part II coming soon.
I really don’t think this is an area where you should be pinching pennies.
